50 boyfriends that could be yours

Some solace arrives just in time for Valentine’s Day in the form of a book titled 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours, which could also easily function as a list of boyfriends who could be complicating your life right now but are not. I first saw the book mentioned on Dethroner, where the following types of bad example beaus were listed:

• Star Wars Lover
• Actor/Musician/Applebee’s Waiter*
• Lactose Intolerant
• Better Looking Than You*
• Not Over His Ex*
• Losing His Hair and Sensitive About It
• Friendly Neighborhood Pot Dealer
• One-Position Peter
• Worst Kisser Ever*
• Comedian*

The asterisks represent the ones with which I have personal knowledge. (It’s also helpful to say a word of thanks for the ones with which you’re not familiar.) Any that you’d like to add?